I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. Possibly with dynamite.
Steve Zissou
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
Steve Zissou
Nobody knows what's going to happen. And then we film it. That's the whole concept.
Steve Zissou
You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?
Steve Zissou
What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!
Steve Zissou
Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
Steve Zissou
Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.
Steve Zissou
You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet queer.
Steve Zissou
That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!
Steve Zissou
Are you finding what you were looking for... out here with me? I hope so.
Steve Zissou
Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.
Steve Zissou
Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.
Steve Zissou
Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.
Steve Zissou
Oseary, this is probably my son Ned. We just met.
Steve Zissou
Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.
Steve Zissou